Thursday, November 6, 2008

Problem with Spider Webs? We Gotcha Covered!

Anyone know how to properly clean out spiderwebs from your home?

Broom?
Long pole?

Hells to the naw! What are you? Some kind of fucktard? You use a blowtorch, wankers!

That is how we do it in Georgia!

Man Cleaning With Blowtorch Starts Fire

SARGENT, Ga. -- A Coweta County man who set his house on fire while cleaning out cobwebs with a blowtorch won't be charged, Fire Chief Bill Haynes told CBS 46 Thursday afternoon.

Authorities said Galen Winchell set fire to his home on Smith Road in Sargent around 11:30 a.m. Wednesday as he cleaned cobwebs from exterior eaves with a blowtorch. Winchell noticed the blaze when he saw smoke pouring from the attic.

Haynes said the fire was contained to one part of the house, because the home had several layers of roofing. But haynes said the entire home suffered at least some smoke and water damage.

No one was hurt.

(http://www.cbs46.com/news/17919628/detail.html)

Well, thank goodness no one was hurt...I'm gonna hold out to see this guy in next years Darwin Awards though!
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