...and not just any hooker...MY hooker. Magan. We work together. She is a looser and doesn't come out with us, like, ever. Oh wait. No, she did that one time for Larkin's birthday last year. She had approximately two Miller Lites and according to her crazy stories, expelled both of them on her drive home. TWO. It takes like twenty TWO to make me barf, but whateva.
(In case you don't know how to spot a hooker, she is the one on the right)
So hookercheese has been making these bombass bracelets for us peeps at work! Check mine out:
She and her boyfriend dubbed it "The Jellybean".
Yeah, jealous is not a good color for you...so please, redirect. BOO YA!
