PUBLISHED!

Finally! I got published. Perhaps I didn't write a book, but it took creativity...mmmk?

Urbandictionary.com has published three of my words.



Friendsult

Definition: An insult shared between good friends.
Example: I love you Gutterslut! Perfect example of a Friendsult.

Beavertwat

Definition: Closely related to Twat Waffle. Commonly used as an friendsult.
Example: Hey Beavertwat! We missed seeing you at the bar last night!

Cootermonger

Definition: A dealer in or trader of cooter.
Example: My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger.

I highly encourage each and every one of you to use one or all of these words today. Guaranteed to make someone laugh!