Morning Convo

Convo this morning between me and Debbie:

Debbie: I think I am just going to dig myself into a hole and die.

Me: Yeah, you are worthless. You should just go ahead and kill yourself. You are of no good to me or anyone in this world. We would be better off without you.

Debbie: Thank you.

Me: No problem. I am here for you. Oh, and thanks for bringing me breakfast this morning! You are the best!