I have a new favorite Stewie quote: (after Stewie thought he was going to die, he decided to write his last words)
Oh, squiggly line
in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there
on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you,
you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you,
do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line,
it's alright,
you are forgiven."
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