Chuck Em Up!

If you aren't aware of Dooce by now, you are a very virgin blogger. Dooce is the Queen of Blogdom. QUEEN, bitches!

One of the greatest part of her blog is her taking pictures of her dog, Chuck, with stuff balancing on his head. It is called The Daily Chuck. It makes me giggle.

We decided the other night, during one of our Miller Lite/watch TV nights, that we should stack stuff on Stryker Hawks head...and the result:

He really did just sit there and let us stack stuff on his head and take pictures. Most awesome cat...EVER!

I also couldn't help but write Dooce to tell her...so I sent her an e-mail yesterday:

This is my roommate's cat, Stryker Hawk. He is the most dog like cat I have ever met. Last night we decided to "Chuck Him Up", so we started stacking stuff on his head. As you can clearly see from the pictures, this was a drunken activity, but no worries; no cats were harmed or drunk during this amazing feat!

Jess

And much to my DELIGHT!!!!! her blogmajesty herself wrote me back!!

Jess

Soooo cute. Maybe related??

much love

Heather

OK, so it wasn't an EXTENSIVE e-mail, but all the same...STOKED!

Send in the Good JuJu!

We officially made an offer on a house last week.

A counter offer was made today.

We have countered the counter offer.

One more round of this shit and we should have the price where we need it...and HOPEFULLY they will accept.

Boys and girls...send the good ju ju out into the universe. Ju ju to be projected towards this house:

I Gotcha Bail!

The Bobz was looking for "Balloons" the other day in the phone book and came across this ad under "Bail":

Yes. What the fuck, What the Hell, WHY?!? and REALLY!?! were all words we used.

I can see what she is trying to do here...

But let's face it, that look doesn't even work for BETH. Beth THINKS it works for her, and I guess, if I thought about it, I am not sure what other look Beth COULD have, but duplicating, replicating or copying it...NOT AWESOME.

We went and looked up ads for this lady in past phone books and found this:

My first thoughts were, "Damn, girlfriend got a hold of some cheeseburgers!"

Still, the ad is only a few words off from being a hooker ad...which probably appeals to most people who need bonds. Hummm, well done bail bond hooker lady, well done.

Last Friday

Forgot to put this picture on the blog from our ACTUAL St. Patrick's Day day...our friend Justin:

On the Friday following St. Patrick's Day, we decided we should go out and about downtown and see how the festivities were going.

Joni, Bobby's cousin (right) and her friend Asia (left) came down from North Carolina to partake in such festivities. (nice purse, Bobz)

This dude was totally creepy with this vibrating light thing. He was putting it in places he should NOT have been putting it.

Saw some Jesus people. Wow, did they pick the wrong day to do Jesus' bidding.

Right when we walked by one of the guys screamed through his megaphone something about being homosexual and going to hell...I have never heard so much sarcastic cheering in all my life! Apparently we weren't the only homosexuals in the crowd at that moment! It was pretty funny.

This is a walkway under a hotel where when you go "wahooooooooo!!!" about 100 other people do it too. Why? Because echoes are fun.

No clue what the Bobz is doing here

More and more people

Gangsta

More Jesus people

And then, I look over, and I saw what appeared to be a lesbian leaning against a tree, and to my horror, it was a life size Justin Bieber. Just downright creepy, right?!

End with some cuteness!

Wordless Wednesday - Firm St. Patrick's Day Party

Savannah St. Patrick's Day Review

WOW. Did you guys miss a party!! I am told that there are over 500 pictures that were taken this weekend, hopefully I can get my hands on those soon so I can share the wonderment!

It all started on the 16th of March, which is the day of the firm party. Let me tell ya, I look forward to that party EVERY year, but I am SO GLAD it is only ONE time a year. I am definitely getting older, cause my body just can't handle it!

The above is me and Krystal at the kick off of the firm party. Most of the pictures of the firm party are in that 500 that were taken...which I have yet to see.

And below, you will find me and one of the attorneys kickin it old skool with some "Shoop". That's right, we had PROFESSIONAL karaoke this year!! SNAP!

After partying from 5:00pm till around 1:00am, we finally stumbled home and fell asleep around 2:00am. I woke up at 6:00am so as to get in all my morning routine. Count that, 4 hours of sleep.

First beer popped at 9:18am, as Justin and Jeremy strolled through the door (impeccable timing!).

Below is first beer of the morning, co-worker Suzanne is in the wig and wasn't quite over the previous nights events...no hair of the dog for her!

Our crew of 15 gathered up and made the trek downtown to see what we could get in to. First stop: picture at the Forsyth Park Fountain:

We eventually made it to my vehicle, which was parked downtown the night before, full to the brim with approximately 90 beers, which chilled over night to a perfect temperature of AWESOME

We watched the parade from the car and some of our crew were invited up to watch it from some random house.

I am not quite sure how the invite happened, but it was a friend of a friend that saw us from the balcony and invited everyone up. I stayed with the beer...

It is my understanding that you flash people on balconys.

We stopped for food around 2:00pm at our favorite convenient store/buffet. You have to see it to know, but it is AWESOME! Since most of Savannah was blocked off for St. Patrick's Day, we were able to sit in some odd locations...such as the drive through where people stop to get gas:

I had a pizza roll the size of my FACE! Mmmmmm good!!

After eating my body decided it was too drunk and too full to go on. We moseyed back to the house and after about 11 hours of partying and only 4 hours of sleep the night before, my body crashed. I was out from 5:00pm till 10:00 the next morning. That was some GOOD sleep!

We partied more Friday night and I am pretty sure I have pictures of that. I am going to first find my camera...update soon!!!