Every now and then it becomes quite necessary to go through your personalized dictionary on your phone. You know when it it time when you get texts like this:
"Be mindil of flirtatious Indians" (from Larkin)
Which was supposed to read:
"Be mindful of flirtations Indians"
Which by the way, has a great story attached to it, but is probably one of those things you had to be there to laugh at.
Yep, I have thought about it, you had to be there.
So as not to have FUBAR texts like Larkin, I cleared out my phone's dictionary.
Doing so really gives you insight into the hilarity of your texting life! Here is my dictionary as it stands now:
!!
!?
Abercorn
app
Arby
ass
Aw
bitch
Blogger
boobs**
boxer
Bro
camo
Congrats
Cookout
cuteness
dawgs
Deen
def
DeRenne
dern
Flintstones**
fuck
Fuck
fucking
gators
gmail
Gotcha
Heck
jiffy**
joss
karaoke**
KIA
kitter
Kiz
koozies**
Krystal
Larkin
LMAO
ma'am**
mugged
Netflix
Nevermind
nuff
Obama
Ohhh
Omg
Pimptastic**
Pinto**
pooping**
Rachelle
shit
shit!!!!!!**
shitty
Tailgate
TP
twat**
UGA
Walgreens
XOXO
y'all**
I know that is a long list, but it is soooo ever telling of EXACTLY how my texting conversations go AND with the people I have them with. (Krystal, Larkin, Rachelle...)
That is all I have for you today...XOXO y'all!
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