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How about when I was searching for the above picture, I found this:
That's right, bitches, the freakin thong is built IN! I tell ya...those foreign people think of everything. Except maybe the fact that no one in their right mind would wear a jean thong. Or buy those jeans.
Got a wedding to go to this weekend. Should be a shit ton of drunken fun! It is for a high school friend of mine and I am quite excited to see who shows up!
Have you seen Kirstie Alley's new show?!? HILARIOUS!
Ok. That is all.