Last Thursday I totally bowled a 174 AND I got my first Turkey. For those that don't bowl that is when you get three strikes in a row!
ALSO, got my ball!
Awesome, right?!? Incidentally, I didn't bowl the 174 with my new ball, I was just using the house ball. It was a fluke I guess cause I barely broke 100 the rest of the games.
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Texts between me and my brother Joseph, who lives in Puerto Rico:
Joe: So I'm here in the store getting some stuff for the car. I look down and there is a bottle of windshield wash that de-ices your windshield.
Me: Interesting! When might ya'll need THAT?
Joe: Well, we had a cold snap down here. I think it hit 80.
Me: Damn! You guys must have been miserable! 22 when I got up this morning. A blazing 44 degrees now.
Joe: Oh, yeah. I had to break out the thick shorts. Almost didn't break a sweat.
I hate him.
