You wanna know what is disappointing?!?
THIS:
How is it that the worst thing out of someone digging around in my arm for five minutes is the allergic reaction from the tape used to wrap me up?!?
I was expecting my entire arm to be black and blue. Nothing. It doesn't even hurt. Totally lame, Arm. TOTALLY. LAME. I am never asking you to be part of my war stories again. YOU FAIL.